Never pretend you're a Unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head

Category: personal

I was walking under an overpass to get to my plant class and I read, written on the concrete “don’t be a salve to your own narrative” I think there’s a poem in there somewhere

  1. Try but fail to get out of bed because stressing about writing a blog
  2. Coffee.
  3. Text friends about stress involved with blogging
  4. Go to class and learn about plants
  5. Water my own plants
  6. Drink tea with new friends
  7. Drink coffee with old friend I used to be involved with
  8. Tweet about man in coffee shop talking about the importance of words and then calling something “retarded”
  9. Call my Girlfriend

10. Listen to girlfriend when she tells me that a cool blog post would be to write a list of the mildly quirky thinks I did today.